AISubs v3.8.2
It's a new and exciting song.
Ticket, excited!
Zacoci...
Cookie?
Cookie.
Shushuto...
Project?
Hey!
Why don't you say it?
You two said to say it!
Oh, you two are going to say it?
I mean, you wrote it! That line!
Let me do it again. I'm sorry.
Why are you mad?
Because I'm mad!
You're the one who's bad!
Don't call me you, Hotei!
Don't say bad things about elementary school students in a show even elementary school students watch!
Do you even watch elementary school students, you bastard!
You are the one who is bad-mouthed.
Let's go.
Ready, set...
Zagochi!
You!
Shishopect!
I am a music producer, Kanade.
Kanade?
Yes, I am Kanade in capital letters.
I see him sometimes.
He is Kanade.
I see him often.
What is your name?
Shushuri.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you.
You recently made a song, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Yes, you did.
That song is really popular.
Really?
It's called Shujutogoguro-san Otomon Yabai Chaun.
Oh, I see.
Yahoo News and LINE News are also talking about that song.
Really?
It's really popular.
It's also mentioned in music circles and art circles.
It's also mentioned in art circles.
Yes, we, Aット Society, are secretly trying to make money.
A Society is.
At Society.
We are working with the Japanese support.
This show is.
We are trying to put effort in music instead of music.
Yes, it is.
This A Show.
We are starting up an idol group.
Yes, it is.
This is.
This is a piece of cake.
How long are you doing this?
How many months?
You haven't done it for a year.
About eight months.
Eight months.
I've been doing it for 8 months now and I haven't made any money yet.
Another plus.
You're so extravagant, you know?
You're always using your camera too much.
One, two, three, four, five. You're doing it.
I'm doing it.
There's no way there are five of you in this show.
What do you mean by putting three in your mouth?
You're so mean!
One is fine for me, right?
One is fine?
One is fine for me.
And this studio, you know?
You always rent it out and stuff.
Yeah, yeah, it's a little expensive.
It's close to where I smoke.
That's you!
I should have done it in the district.
Don't do it in the district!
I told you!
If it weren't for that, I wouldn't be able to say a word.
That's how it is.
Isn't it natural?
You don't smoke? You don't say a word?
I work for cigarettes.
For cigarettes?
Cigarettes and...
That's all I do.
That's a good example.
Good example.
So, Master...
Yes?
You auditioned and you're going to choose someone, right?
There are many candidates.
Really?
Yeah.
I secretly applied for it on the homepage.
Oh, really?
And I got a request.
And you know,
I don't recommend it for ordinary people.
I want you to experience it.
That's faster.
You don't have to debut, but you're getting asked.
I applied for people who are confident in themselves.
But it's already moving.
It's already moving?
It's not like I applied for it on Twitter, it's spreading.
Oh, really?
This might be tough.
I can expect it.
I brought everyone this time.
Everyone?
Everyone who applied.
For real?
Yeah, it's better to see it all.
What, you're ending it today?
I think we'll split it up a few times.
What?!
I think we'll leave it for a while.
But you've done Breaking Down like five times, right?
Yeah, it's like a real class.
For real?!
It's crazy.
You're doing this five times in a row?
Well, we only have three people who don't like Goal of Blade.
Hey! KUNEIDA!
I would like you to do it.
You have a big heart.
Yes, yes, yes. I decided on the documents and even the photos.
Did you drop them a lot?
No, I didn't drop them.
You didn't drop them?
I read them all and I chose 3.
You chose 3?
Okay, let's call our candidates.
Let's raise them up.
Come on, we'll raise you up!
First one!
Thank you!
What?
I'm Uramo Shuta from Yoshimoto Industry.
Thank you!
Yoshimoto?
Yes, I'm in a group called Ogu.
Sorry, but you're not real.
No, I'm in it!
You're in Ogu!
I'm in the group, but I put my life into this audition and debuted as an idol here.
If you really work hard and do it, will you be removed from the group?
I will be removed!
Will you be removed?
Wow, you said it all! I don't know!
You really debuted without permission!
You got it, right? You got it, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got it! I got it!
No...
I'll really keep it here.
Yeah.
I think you're a complete earner.
Tell me!
Tell me! Tell me!
I'll pass it right away from your hands.
I'm happy! Thank you!
Yeah!
Anyway, whatever you do from now on, it's decided.
I'm sorry!
Because you're quitting, right?
I'm going to quit.
You're going to quit. That's enough.
I'm going to quit.
Sit down for now.
Please sit down.
You can sit down.
I've decided!
You've decided.
It's decided.
It's okay if you debut as a single artist.
I'm still thinking about a single artist.
That's an excuse.
Not as an orb, but as a shushut and a single item.
As a shushubu.
Shushubu?
Why are you pulling me?
Anyway, I'm happy.
The last feeling is...
Next person, please.
Hello.
This is really something.
I'm Arapon from Asahi.
Thank you.
You have a great silhouette.
You have a body shape like a goldfish.
You have a great sense of humor.
You have a good uniform.
Look at your legs.
You have the same line of sneakers and clothes.
They are always vertical.
Wonderful.
You brought your luggage today.
Yes, I had a lot of appeal.
I see.
Please come in, third person.
Oh!
It's not oh.
I'm happy!
Oh! Thank you!
You have that kind of spirit!
No, it's not.
What is this?
You want to do all kinds of jobs, right?
So you applied for this audition as well, right?
Thank you.
I don't know. I haven't auditioned before.
You said you wanted to do voice work and stuff.
Like narration.
You said you wanted to do acting.
Oh, right. I said I wanted to do acting.
You've done this genre a lot, too.
I don't know. I've been doing it.
Idol audition.
I want to do comedy, but I want to do it. Thank you for 7th place.
I didn't submit any documents.
You didn't submit them, but you're here.
I didn't submit them, because I don't remember.
Why are you here?
I don't know. I'm here because you called me.
Have you lost your job?
No, no, it's not like that.
I was told to come in for now, and I came in.
And this audition...
What is this tension like a real audition?
It's amazing behind you.
I'm serious.
Seriously?
Like Orb's Urano.
Urano is a real deal.
He gave me a real feeling about auditions.
He said he'd quit Orb.
Yeah, yeah.
Auditions are like that.
You always get sucked in.
Didn't you say you'd do it alone?
Yeah.
So you're fine with it?
You passed?
No, no. I thought about Arapon's feelings.
No, no.
I don't know about that.
You can do it?
I don't know about that.
Which one is it, stance?
Which one is Arapon?
I really don't know about it.
I'm alone now, and I want to do something for many people.
So you want to join this club?
Yes, I do.
You're going to join that club, right?
Yes.
So you're joining that club.
Yes. So you should do it like that.
I'm not doing it like you. I don't like it.
You can do it, right?
What?
You can do it like you do, right?
No, I don't. I can't do it like an idol.
Then go home!
Go home!
What?!
No, I'm just kidding. I don't know what you're saying.
If you were me, would you be happy?
I was shocked!
I was shocked that the producer side got so angry!
I'm sad! I'm angry!
Angry? What's with you?
I don't know!
We're the ones choosing! You're the one who's chosen!
I don't care if you don't want to hear it!
I don't care if you don't want me to choose!
You were walking like Kouji Isaka!
Who's Kouji Isaka?
Kouji Isaka!
Be careful!
Be careful of Kouji Isaka!
It's dangerous!
Anyway, I'll audition, so please!
What's with you?
But think about it!
You can debut in groups or solo.
It's not a big deal if you join an idol group.
That's right!
It's not easy for an idol group like that.
We're not producing.
You don't have to be so strict with us.
[PH] That's amazing.
We won't tell you to dance.
That's amazing.
You can do a dance like Ninuma.
Ninuma?
Ninuma Kenji, right?
You're calling her Genshowa, right?
Yes!
Look at her! She's not answering!
Yes!
Great!
Nice to meet you.
She's a full-on knocker!
No, she's amazing. I've never felt like this before...
Have you told your members?
No, I haven't.
Are you a leader?
Yes, I am.
Can you call her and tell her you're quitting?
Oh, yes.
Honda-kun?
Yes, Honda-kun.
No, you shouldn't do that.
I'll call her.
Manager, bring me the phone.
Yes, right now.
You'd better not do that.
Sorry.
You might join a new group.
But you can't do it with such a lazy mind, so tell them you're quitting.
Got it.
You'd better not do that.
I feel like it.
Not feel like it, but...
Thank you.
You're welcome.
What?
You'd better not do that.
Is he still there?
Hello?
Honda-kun? Honda-kun, what are you doing now?
Are you eating?
Ah, right now...
I'm here for an audition, but I'm keeping it a secret from Honda-kun...
[PH] Audition?
Yes, audition.
If you pass, you'll have to leave the group and work hard in your own group.
This kid is stupid.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Don't say that!
Is it okay?!
Poor thing!
It doesn't hurt!
Really?!
Hey, you're gonna get a fever!
Is it okay?
No, it's not good!
It's not good!
Don't look at me like that!
See! See! See! This is what happens when you're mean!
I don't know!
I wanted you to stop me.
I don't know!
You should have stopped me!
I don't know about this!
You just lost your fifth anniversary!
I know!
See! I want you to stop me!
I'm doing it for the fifth anniversary of Makuhari Messe.
Makuhari Messe?
Can I really quit OAB and move here after I pass this audition?
It's not good! It's not good! It's definitely not good!
Are you kidding me?
I'm not talking about this.
And for Honda-kun's good, what is it for?
What?
Was he overseas?
Thinking and studying.
But you really have to work hard.
You're young!
I'm sorry I called you and it's been tough.
But still...
OAB is an agency that Yoshimoto holds.
There's a problem, so...
Urano, please...
Please leave.
This is the worst!
What should I do?!
Please take it all!
OAB too.
I'll withdraw.
OAB too.
What should we do?
This is the worst.
What should we do?
Just walk around with glitter.
Yeah.
All of it.
Make money.
No way!
But I'm happy about that.
I'm happy!
I'm happy about that.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you for your feelings.
Thank you!
Thank you for your feelings.
Jojo and Arapon.
Arapon, do you want to do this?
Yes, I do.
Can you do it?
Let's say you debuted. How many years later will you be like this?
If I debut, I want to go abroad within a year.
Oh, abroad. Where?
What are you talking about?
Canada.
Why?
It seems safe there.
Where?
Vancouver area. I hear there are many Japanese restaurants.
Why?
I value food.
When I live.
Food is important.
Food, yes.
Sometimes food can be stressful.
Why?
Food can be stressful.
Yes, I want to eat delicious food.
Why?
Japanese food.
There is a lot of Japanese food in Canada.
Arabian.
Don't interrupt me. Pass.
Get out of my way!
I'm sorry.
You tried hard, but you couldn't do it.
You tried to wake me up, but you couldn't do it.
Thank you.
You couldn't do it.
I'm stressed.
Isn't this an audition?
What kind of idol is your ideal?
What kind of idol?
Yes, is there anyone you want to be like?
Ah, my real name is Araki Yu.
Araki Yu.
Since I'm from Shoyon to Arapon, I wanted to change my shape because of this idol.
You want to change your shape to not be like Arapon.
Yes, since my name is Araki Yu, people call me Yu-chan.
Oh, you're going to change your shape.
Yes, I'm going to change my life.
Then you should change your shape!
Change your shape!
What are you talking about?
Change your shape!
I'm not talking about you.
Ah!
[PH] Ahahahahaha!
Stop it! Stop it!
Time limit.
Why are you doing this?
Ahahahahaha!
Like McDonald's.
Maya Doncho.
Bang!
Ahahahahaha!
Okay, you want to be a cute idol that's loved by everyone?
That's right.
I see.
I understand.
Then, Oda-san.
What?
What kind of idol you want to be?
I don't want to be one.
I don't have any specific ideal ideal that I want to be.
I don't know.
I don't mean you want to be too sexy, but I'm asking you about your ideal.
What do you want to be, a unique idol?
I'm not saying that I want to be popular, but I don't have any particular ideal.
Recently, I asked a former female idol staff member,
if he was an idol and if she said no.
But he said, yes, she is.
I asked, has it ever been a fight?
But she said, it happened all of a sudden.
That's rude.
I apologize.
Why do you think you are a back dancer?
It's common in the agency.
Everyone says that.
You say you won.
I apologize.
It's irrelevant.
Back dancer!
Really?
Back dancer!
It's irrelevant.
You are like a non-delicate idol.
Is this thing going to fly?!
For now, it's Urano-san.
It's written there.
How you became an idol.
Yes.
You were a junior at the time.
Yes, I was.
When you were a back dancer, you made a lot of people smile.
And you made me want to be on stage, too.
Do you mean Johnny's Junior?
Yes.
Wow, you quit it?
I quit it when I was in second grade.
Then I changed to ABEX.
I was active for about five years.
Finally, I joined Yoshimoto Industries and formed an organization called ORB.
That's a good organization.
No, I really...
Then tell me why you like it better than ORB.
But now, I have a low salary at ORB.
[PH] You have a low salary?
I see.
I saw a limited edition for 300 yen at a goods stand.
That's your popularity, isn't it?
No, no, no.
Please don't say that.
But it's terrible. It's an exaggeration.
I don't know why it's so cheap, but is it that cheap?
It's said to be cheap in Yoshimoto, but it's a music department, so it's a little more mysterious.
If you say Kazanesu, Johnny's will appear, and Apex will appear.
Yoshimoto.
He's going to step back.
And then Shishuto, right?
Yes.
Here.
There's no reason for that.
No reason.
Why did you do it?
There's no reason for it.
Why did you do it?
It's perfect for you.
No reason.
The perfect self-made person in the entertainment world is Shishuto Okuro.
You're going to do it again?
You're annoying me.
No, no.
Did you say it?
Who?
Who would say it?
I'll say it here and then I'll stop talking.
I'll leave you some space.
Close this part too.
Why do you leave this part?
If you were me, you would cut it off.
The last part of the stone is through the back.
Don't say it.
I'm not happy with it.
There are many possibilities.
You are doing it alone, so you want to do it with your own power.
That's why we are here.
We want to go up with you.
We are going to be the top of the entertainment world.
We want to be the last three people to go up.
You're going to shout from the top of the Tokyo Tower that you have a definite score.
Say it yourself!
I'm not going to say yes or no!
You don't think like that!
OK, good answer.
You have many special skills.
Special skills?
You can instantly convert coins into coins.
Yes.
How?
If it's really Arapon, I would say Irippin.
I see.
Tsumekiri.
Chimikiri.
It's like a solo performance.
Nippa.
Nitti.
Radiopinch.
Digipinch.
Ammakamba.
Kinmikinmi.
That's fast!
It's amazing!
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me!
Yoshimoto Kougyo.
Ishimichi Kiji.
Wow!
Arapo, you go!
Chima-chocolate.
Ichimi-chicken.
Huh? Why Chima-chocolate?
I'm sorry.
No way!
I said you should say it!
I'm sorry.
It ended with Hyotan.
I'm sorry.
I thought it'd be easy...
Arapo and Hyotan!
Illypin and Hitchin!
Why did you say it wrong?
Arapo said it!
Unano-kun!
Unano-kun, say Arapo!
Arapo said...
Arapo and Hyotan!
Arapo said Hyotan and Hitchin and you said...
Illypin and Hitchin!
You said it was too fast.
It's too fast.
Ambarandenderenbenderenbehambakamba.
Inbirinbirinbirinbirinpinhinpinginpin.
Wow!
Amazing!
So fast!
That's a good specialty.
Thank you.
That's great.
Isn't it good enough to pass?
I think it's good enough to pass.
It's funny.
But you two are also very funny.
Yes.
So let's make it a triangle that's close to a circle.
Like this.
It's close.
Let's follow him.
Well...
Ara...Arapon?
You know him, right?
Yes, Arapon.
Yes, Iripin.
Arapon, you started watching idol videos when you were four years old.
Yes.
Oh...
You thought you would like it if you were four years old.
Yes, I live mainly with my daughter.
Arapon is a big deal.
What kind of idol do you watch?
I watch Shinako.
Oh...
Influencer, right?
Influencer.
What do you say when you see it?
I say I want to eat earth gummy.
What do you think of it?
I think it's expensive because it's 400 yen for four earth gummies.
What does your daughter say?
She says, Dad, buy it.
What does Arapon say?
I can't buy it unless it's a special day.
The mustard is out of tune and it's out of tune.
What should I do with this?
Passed?
Passed.
It's not even 1mm blown up.
What should we do?
If you want it to continue like this, it's amazing!
Thank you.
It's amazing!
Is this your hobby, flutters?
Oh, yes.
Flutters?
Can you blow it?
Well, I haven't gotten it yet.
Can I try blowing it?
Yes, yes.
Speaking of the top turn...
Oh, the image of the top turn...
But it's amazing. It's done.
Wow, cool!
Is it something you made?
This is a real thing.
Oh, it's a sound effect.
Well, let's go.
My fingers are a little thick.
What did you play?
I played the situation.
You can play the situation in an atmosphere.
In an atmosphere?
For example, imagine Oda-san's face.
That's good.
I'm serious.
I'm serious about playing the capo.
What do you mean?
Scary.
Don't look away.
Scary.
I was scared.
But you can practice and get better and use it for musical instruments.
Right.
I can use it now.
Can you use it?
Like a union with the master.
What are you doing?
For example, a melody.
Oh, you'll sing it now?
How about blowing it?
Can I blow it?
Ah, chimbo, chimbo.
My shoulder is turning red.
Why are you doing that?
My shoulder is turning red.
What is this?
It turned red.
Now, Mr. Oda.
Mr. Oda, how do you feel about what you've seen so far?
Like, I'm not inferior to them.
I want you to appeal to me if you want to get a raise.
I don't want a raise.
You're embarrassed.
No, it's not that I'm embarrassed.
I'm not going to raise a prince.
For example, when you're an idol or singer, you need a lot of things.
Like dancing, singing, and expression.
Which of these do you specialize in?
What do you mean?
Maybe it's the volume of your voice?
Oh, isn't it?
It has nothing to do with idol, but I'm confident in my voice volume.
Ah, you're underestimating me.
What?
My...
Mr. Dagocha.
Yes.
My voice volume is high.
It's high.
You're amazing.
I know that.
Then let's have a match.
Sure.
Yes.
Mr. Dagocha, please.
You can say anything. Words, anything.
Yes, yes.
How about shushut?
Can you say shushut with this biggest voice you have?
Shushut!
Say, shushut!
It's big.
I'll say it.
Shushut!
What did you say?
I said, shushut!
The horn kept going.
It was about the same size as when Nozomi passed through Mishima Station on the Shinkansen.
That's amazing.
It was like a boom boom boom.
It was as bad as that.
It was like that.
It was like Mishima Station.
Mishima Station.
Well, Oda-san, shall we do it?
Is it a shushuto?
No, it's your favorite word.
Favorite word?
A word you think is funny.
Well, let's do it.
3, 2, 1, go ahead!
Paiyanmei!
What is it?!
What is it?! Why do you say it freely?!
Give me a word too!
Give me a word that's easier to say!
Why do you let me do whatever I want?
What's a pineapple candy?
Pineapple candy?
Pineapple candy, huh?
Pineapple candy. Pineapple candy.
I'll write it down.
Oda... Oda... Oda...
No, no, no.
Forget it.
Why do you let me do whatever I want?
Give me a word.
You're not popular, are you?
I was pretty big back then.
You're big now, so you're popular, right?
I was exactly the same size.
You're lying!
It's exactly the same.
Exactly!
391 coins.
Great.
I'd like to see your athletic ability.
With dancing.
First, Urano.
What is that?
Let's go.
Stay focused.
Music.
Stay focused.
Start!
What is this?
Wow, as expected.
Wow.
Wow, amazing.
[PH] ※He is dancing.
It's long.
It's like a dance.
It's a real dance.
What's that?
What's going on?
Is he excited?
He's excited because he saw an amazing show at a wide audience.
Wow.
Mr. Urano!
It's unqualified!
What?!
It was lame. It was lame.
What do you mean?
It was lame for you to dance in a crowd like this alone.
No, it's a public service!
You didn't watch human beings.
That's right!
You wanted to watch human beings on TV.
I knew it.
I told you to do it.
I'm sorry.
Well, I'm sorry for saying it's not good, but please correct it.
Thank you.
So... which one do you want to go next?
There's no such thing.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, you want to go?
Then let's go with Oda.
Why?!
Why the other way?
I don't like it when it comes randomly.
It's the same, isn't it?
I saw you do it.
I saw it somehow, but there were too many.
I don't know.
You can't remember.
I can't remember.
Can I do it again, Urano? I'm sorry.
What?
Let's do it.
For what?
Music, start!
For what?
If you do it, you'll fail, right?
Wow, what is this?
Wow!
Wow! They're resonating!
Wow! They're stimulated!
Cookie-san, too!
Wow!
Look at that! They're moved!
Wow!
Wow! They're wearing the same thing!
It's a ring!
Thank you.
A ring! Wow, amazing!
They're resonating so much, it's amazing.
Look, their luck is already flying.
Yeah, amazing.
I'm going to start.
Oh my, I'm going to fall.
I saw something amazing...
I saw something amazing!
Ural-san...
A fly came out.
A fly!
Why do you always do the same thing twice?!
My inspiration is ruined!
Change something!
It's exactly the same!
I'm sorry, sir.
It's so disgusting.
Let's go.
Let's go, Oda-san.
What?
What kind of...
You can be bad or good at it.
I don't know about that.
Let's go.
No, without music.
Don't do that.
I was playing it earlier.
No, we can do it like that.
Why can't we do it like that?
Then we can do it like that.
He has a song, but without music is fine, right?
It's fine, right?
You can't do it.
Without music?
Yes.
Shall we do it with our hands?
Yes.
One, two...
SaYo alimentos
I'm gonna die!
Were you okay at the end?
Fishy fight!
You brought me so much milk with too littleFIshy word!
Capable enemy who seems weak
You were like a kid who was thrown into a small tank
Imagined it!
Can you take a lot of milk away?
SiR, I deeply apologize. It wasicient!
No, no, it's tough.
Well, to be honest, I like it.
Stop it!
Oh my gosh!
He likes it somehow!
Oh my gosh!
Stop it!
No, no.
Well, Arapo.
Yes.
What will you do? Will you do it or not?
Ara, you can decide.
I'll do it.
Let's not do it.
Ouch!
Why do you keep saying that?
I feel sorry for you.
You're not motivated at all.
[PH] I'll be waiting for you in the next video!
For now, can I announce the candidates for passing and failing?
Oh, sure.
We don't have much time, so I'll cut it out for those who don't want it.
Can I?
Sure.
For now, Ichiji passed.
Urano passed.
Oda passed.
No, forget it.
Congratulations.
Arapon failed.
What?!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No, no, no. Please accept this girl.
Please. I have a will to do it.
This is also serious.
No, no. Please change this.
We are also doing it seriously.
No, I'm sorry.
No, it doesn't matter. It's serious. That's the way it is in auditions.
It's a matter of losing hair.
Arabian music, please play it.
No, no. No, no.
That's really...
Please.
No, no.
Please play it again.
One more time?
Yes.
You mean, I play a situation which is not in harmony.
Yes.
OK. If you like it, let's think about it.
OK? Go ahead.
This is the only thing I have.
OK.
You played it?
Oh.
Huh?
Something...
Something is wrong.
What's wrong?
Oh.
I'm sorry.
It's not legal.
It is illegal now.
I'm sorry for looking down on you.
I'm sorry.
You don't have to be so polite.
You should have said something if I did like this.
I'm sorry. It's illegal.
[PH] The next day.
Please leave a seat for a while.
Put the purple tablecloth on the chair.
Yes.
I'll put it there in case of something happens.
We'll audition for that as a rap.
Why?
Rap is different from movie.
Thank you.
I'll study more.
Thank you.
This is a severe world.
Everyone, this is not a joke.
Is it really a non-education school?
Yes.
I feel sorry for you.
I feel sorry for you to be dropped in that stance.
Absolutely.
This is a severe world.
It's really severe.
It doesn't hurt much, but when he starts talking, we don't get on.
Hahaha!
I knew it!
You were looking at it!
Singer!
I'm burning up!
Singer!
No, I'm not.
I'm going to play the guitar now.
What?
Please sing it improvised.
I can't.
Then let's go, Oda-san!
I'm going!
Yes.
Yes?
Before today's audition starts, in the dressing room...
Listen to me and go behind the scenes.
What?!
I... listen... to... that...
Listen to me and make a mistake, please.
What?!
I'm involved!
What is this?!
Delete it, now!
A new and exciting concept
[PH] A story that will make you feel like you're in a fairy tale